| Agent Location | Transmission Notes |
|---|
| 812 | A courteous Agent phoned in to warn Headquarters about the trials of love, and possible futures derivative of those trials. Headquarters should keep this in mind during future dates. |
| 337 | An allied Agent requests information of a personal nature. All Agents, of course, are outfitted in regulation grey suits, along with whatever equipment issued for their current mission. However, we feel that Headquarters would appreciate such a display of concern. |
| 734 | Headquarters is advised to look into security of the hotline. It is undetermined if musical transmissions are the work of enemy Agents, civilians who have happened upon the number, or allied Agents using encryption methods unavailable to HQ. |
| 818 | An enemy Agent made an attempt to perplex our Agents, but the attempt was unsuccessful, as our Agents were prepared to deal with sonic attacks such as "pppfffffffeeeeee!" and "kxxgcgkhkxkgcx." To be on the safe side, we recommend HQ looks into any potential damage inflicted upon hotline recording equipment. |
| 415 | We request a qualified translator to decode this musical transmission. Transmission could be the work of enemy Agents allied with the Agent responsible for previous recording. |
| 734 | More research and analyzing must be performed, but we believe that we have found proof that aliens have visited our planet, and that they have not yet perfected self-destructing technology. |
| 518 | An uninvolved citizen managed to reach us. Our recommendation is that we recruit her immediately for the Agent training program. Is R&D aware that we have no order form? |
| 860 | We will admit, the last transmission confounds us. Our hopes is that HQ is better equipped to decode this than we are in the field. |
Transmission notes compiled by Agent R.T.
